Have you been watching I Love Money? It is so awesome and so horribly bad at the same time... I'm loving it.
I haven't really watched enough of it to come up with any strong opinions. All I saw was a couple of minutes of everyone arguing about how Rodeo should go home. And something about cookie dough.
Yeah I think Megan should've sent Hoops home instead of Rodeo, but they both sucked and the guys would've turned on her if she chose Hoops so it worked. And wow. I'm so embarrassed that I know all the inner workings of their many alliances.
Man, I cannot stand Megan. I don't know why I hate her so much.
I'm starting to secretly love her.
Even seeing her in pictures, I'm like 'Go home already!'
I mean, I hate her as a person, but I love her as a TV villain/mastermind. She's hilarious.
I still hate her.
It's terrifying that she's apparently the smartest person in the house. She's just good TV.
I don't think we've disagreed about a reality show character since Mormon Julie from the Real World.
The whole thing with her dog is fucking hilarious.
The dog is great, but Megan's evil. Maybe they can send her home and keep the dog.
I hated her on Rock of Love 2, but on this show she makes me laugh. It's like she went so far over the edge of hate that it turned back into love. She's so bad she's good.
Much like the show itself.
You know, I just realized that I Love Money is like one of those 'Celebreality Crossover shows' that you proposed a long time ago.
It totally is. I was very proud of that blog. Well, maybe 'proud' is the wrong word.
But I must say there's not enough Heather awesomeness on this show.
That's definitely true.
She needs her own spin-off.
Oh, apparently they're going to do Rock of Love: Charm School with Sharon Osbourne.
Oh my god! Really?
That should be interesting.
Looks like they haven't announced who is going to be on yet.
Oh man, I hope Heather does it. I don't see her actually being on that show, but I'd like to see her on another show. I love her. Real love, not this fake 'TV Megan love'.
Heather will probably think she's 'above' doing charm school, and she's right.
I bet Lacey would do it.
I'm not sure I'm ready for Lacey on my TV again.
There's always Angelique/Frenchy/whatever her name was.
Oh shit! Yes, she would rock that. If anyone needs 'charm school', she does! I wonder if Daisy would do it. Destiney doesn't need it... Inna? Dallas!
Maybe Tiffany from the first season will do it.
I hope she threatens us with a good time.
And just because she's too good for charm school, that doesn't mean Heather shouldn't get her own spin off show. Kind of like I Love New York.
They should do a show where people compete just to be buddies with Heather.
Or like that stupid I Want to Work for Diddy show. People could compete to be her personal assistant.
Oh god, think of all the self-tanner and hairspray they'd have to deal with every day.
What about a Heather makeover show? Instead of What Not To Wear, Heather will come and teach you how to tease your hair up really big and wear stripper clothes.
Awesome. I want this to be a real show! Where do we send our petitions?
We should totally pitch it to VH1.
We'll have to work on that.
Oh, I saw some headlines about A Shot At Love coming back, but maybe without Tila Tequila. But I couldn't bring myself to actually click and read about that. So why couldn't they do A Shot at Love with Heather?
I'd watch that show. Hell, I'd be on that show. I'd totally go gay for Heather.
Well, Tila seems to be a fake bisexual anyway, so no reason why Heather couldn't do the same. Bret always thought she was into chicks anyway.
Oh speaking of pseudo-bisexuals... I saw Chris and Adrianne from My Fair Brady on a weird show the other day on WE. They went to Russia. It was called 'Chris and Adrianne Do Russia'.
I wonder if they'll end up back on VH1 eventually.
WE doesn't get any of the same quality trash programming that VH1 gets.
True. They're stuck with crap like Bulging Brides.
I think Adrianne will have to have a baby in order to get another season of that show.
I definitely agree. I couldn't watch too much of the last season they did, between the argument over her being a lesbian, and then the 'choose between your boob job and a baby' nonsense.
Especially since she didn't want him to get a vasectomy the last season, so why is he fighting over having a kid that season?
He seems to enjoy manipulating her. 'I'm going to have a vasectomy without telling you! ...Wait, now that you're maybe okay with not having kids I want them!'
And I can't think of a single other man on the planet that would be upset at his wife taking sexy pictures with another hot naked girl. That's like the #1 thing guys want. What is wrong with him!?
And claiming that it made him insecure like she might not really want him was bullshit. She went after him relentlessly and practically browbeat him into marrying her. Yeah, she's totally not that into you, Chris.
I know. The whole show made me sick.
Yep. I hate him.
I hate him too.
At least that we can agree on.